-That awkward moment when you pull your blanket up and punch yourself in the face.
-This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog.
Now read it without the words dog!
-Old Spice kicks AXE!
-Dear Mathbook, I am not a therapist solve your own problems.
-Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
-I speak my mind. I never mind what i speak.