Sunday, February 12, 2012

Super Funny Facebook Status Update

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane

I may not always be right, but I am never wrong

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job

Politicians and diapers need to be changed regularly, usually for the same reason

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car

I can resist everything except temptation

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement

1 comment:

  1. Hello, Awesome Funny Facebook Status i have never seen. i just love your super funny facebook status. we are really trying to make such decent Funny Facebook Status for your facebook profile hope you guys really like it.