No Hope For Human Race...

1. Eat right, Exercise right, Sleep right, Die anyways...
2. I promise to be productive with my life tomorrow... Ends up spending whole day on Facebook.
3. I'm so unsuccessful, I make Bad Luck Brian look good.
4. When you have Facebook, you spend all day on Facebook. When you spend all day on Facebook, you get mad. When you get mad you throw the remote. When you throw the remote, your daughter imitates. When your daughter imitates, she get thrown out of school. When she gets thrown out of school, she meets undesirables. When she meets undesirables, she ties the knot with undesirables. When she ties the knot with undesirables, you get a grandson with a dog collar. Don't get a grandson with a dog collar. Switch to Twitter.