Funny Status Updates

Welcome! We have a collection of some funny Facebook statuses, photos, ideas, updates, messages, and more! Feel free to use our content, and post it as your's. You'll be the most awesome person on Facebook. Enjoy!

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Monday, July 16, 2012

Good Try... But NO!

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Never Any Luck For Brian...

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Sunday, July 15, 2012

Annoying Facebook Girl

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Saturday, July 7, 2012

Funny Summer Statuses

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Summer, when air pollution is much hotter. I wish mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. That disgusting moment when your friend pees i...

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

4th of July Status Update

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Better to starve free than be a fat slave. All hail John Hancock! 'Merica!!! Fuck YEAH! The only country that regulates alcohol mor...

Monday, July 2, 2012

Fun things to do on Facebook

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Change your name to "Nobody" and then like tons of statuses. Then all the statuses will say "Nobody likes this" Chang...

Sunday, June 17, 2012

The Truths of Facebook

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Truth is... No one cares I'll give a rate... No one cares You keep posting about you personal problems... I'm sure that will hel...

Friday, June 15, 2012

Genius Meme

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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

No Hope For Human Race...

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Eat right, Exercise right, Sleep right, Die anyways... I promise to be productive with my life tomorrow... Ends up spending whole day on ...

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