1. ALERT!! Facebook tried to keep this quiet! As of tomorrow, Facebook will creep into your bathroom when you're in the shower and smack your ass! To change this option, go to Privacy  / Personal/Smack Your Ass and uncheck the "You Betcha" box.
2. Just got kicked out of the Zoo! How was I supposed to know that "real" hippos don't actually eat marbles?
3. is thinking that with all the technology out there, that someone must have figured out how to create a mirror that actually shows where objects are?

1. thinks it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
2. to find your cool robot name, take the first 16 digits of your credit card and combine with the start/expiry dates and security code. What’s yours?
3. Hey my vegetarian friends, just a reminder that my food poops on your food... Enjoy that salad!
4. 589,097 people got married last year. Wierd how that number is odd.