- Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
- Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
- Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
- Chuck Norris can kill 2 boulders with 1 bird.
- Chuck Norris can cut a hot knife through butter.
- Chuck Norris was once pulled over by a cop. The cop was lucky enough to leave with a warning.
- The boogeyman checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris.
- Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
- When you misspell Chuck Norris on google it doesn't come up with "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It says "Run while you can."
- Chuck Norris is the only one that can hate "Raymond" and love "Chris."
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Chuck Norris Facebook Status Update
at 4:19 PM