Just thought of an awesome showdown... Bear Grylls, Chuck Norris, and the Dos Equis man.
Teacher: Remember kids, when a stranger offers you drugs, what do you say?
Children: Say no and run away.
Teacher: WTF r u talkin about, say thank you because drugs are expensive nowadays.
Vote Patrick Star for President 2012, he'll take our problems and push them somewhere else.
Losers read this status, haha you're a loser