If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon!
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
It's not the fall that kills you.
It's the sudden stop at the end.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
Someday is not a day of the week.
I'm at work 100% of the week, 50% on Monday, and 50% on Tuesday.