Wednesday, February 22, 2012

More Funny Statuses Update

If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon!

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

It's not the fall that kills you.

It's the sudden stop at the end.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!

The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

Someday is not a day of the week.

I'm at work 100% of the week, 50% on Monday, and 50% on Tuesday."

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