Funny Facebook Status Update

1. That awesome moment when your crush posts something on your wall.
2. That horrible moment when someone you hate posts on your wall.
3. That heart ripping moment when your mom friends you on Facebook.
4. That annoying moment when everyone posts the same thing like "It's snowing" or "First day of school."
5. That horrible feeling you get when the teacher says "hand in your homework" but you thought she was only going to check for it so you wrote random answers.