Wednesday, July 4, 2012

4th of July Status Update

  1. Better to starve free than be a fat slave.
  2. All hail John Hancock!
  3. 'Merica!!! Fuck YEAH!
  4. The only country that regulates alcohol more than guns.
  5. America, get a degree in anything, even hamburgers.
  6. America, is this is what we've become.
  7. America, where 33% of the population doesn't believe in evolution, true fact.
  8. Every year millions of Americans drive to the nations capital to protest global warming.

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