Saturday, July 7, 2012

Funny Summer Statuses

  1. Summer, when air pollution is much hotter.
  2. I wish mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.
  3. That disgusting moment when your friend pees in you pool.
  4. Summer... finally got my six pack abs and six pack of beer.
  5. Must fit myself in refrigerator.
  6. If friends hear about my pool, they'll ask to come everyday!
  7. Summer, a.k.a. gain as much weight as possible.
  8. Summer, the only time where I call my designated driver over 50 times.
Shit Happens

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