- Summer, when air pollution is much hotter.
- I wish mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.
- That disgusting moment when your friend pees in you pool.
- Summer... finally got my six pack abs and six pack of beer.
- Must fit myself in refrigerator.
- If friends hear about my pool, they'll ask to come everyday!
- Summer, a.k.a. gain as much weight as possible.
- Summer, the only time where I call my designated driver over 50 times.
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