Usual Super Funny Statuses Update

1. Never fight some one uglier then yourself they have less to lose.
2. Isn't it a coincidence that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
3. Status loading ██████████████] 99%...
4.  ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ this is a stick-up... give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]!
5. This is not Facebook, this is your iPod ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF
6. I just had a super busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
7. ┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─ This drug is very efficient against cases of severe boredom. Warning: Extra doses can lead to addiction.
8. Osama Bin Laden, more like Osama Bin Hidin'

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