Sunday, February 26, 2012

New Super Funny Statuses

  1. You know the TV show "Cops" is staged when a fat white donut cop runs down a black criminal.
  2. That awkward moment when someone says "That awkward moment."
  3. "Alright mom, I'll get out of the shower in 5 seconds. 1.... 2.... 3.... 4.... 4.... 4.... 4...."
  4. I wish losing weight was the equivilant of "running your mouth" because I'd be in the best shape.
  5. What could be better than blowing off zombies heads, blowing them off with a double barrel shotgun.
  6. Check out the great new Old Spice Commercials

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