Crazy "Bucket List" Funny Status Updates

1. Go bungee jumping, while on the shoulders of a man dressed like a viking riding a tiger
2. Legally change my name to "Nobody"
3. Speak with a British accent for one full day
4. Swim in a public fountain
5. Spray paint graffiti on the White House
6. Cut the White House lawn
7. Paintball war while parachuting from 10,000 feet
8. Play in a skyscraper moon bounce
9. Fly away in a helium filled moon bounce
10. Swim in a 15 foot deep ball pit the size of a swimming pool

CRAP!

Philosoraptor

Funny Facebook Update

1. This just in... The energizer bunny has been arrested. Police say he's been charged with domestic battery.
2. Very, very sleepy... I'm going to beeeee........
3. Friend 1-"Hey buddy can I use your phone to call my mom." Friend 2-"Sure thing Pal." Friend 1-"Thanks." *Starts dialing* Friend 2-"That won't be necessary, she's on speeddial."
4. 2010-Silly Bandz, 2011-Planking is the bomb, 2012-"Hey everybody try the cinnamon challenge."
5. *Status removed by Facebook Secret Police*
6. No Shirt, No Service. Nobody said anything about pants.
7. Whenever I'm about to go through an intersection I hit a red light.
8. When was the last time I gave a crap. Who cares...
9. Anyone up for Sea World Fishin?
10. Washing your hands, and then out of nowhere your rolled up sleeves slide back down.

Funny Facebook Status Update

1. That awesome moment when your crush posts something on your wall.
2. That horrible moment when someone you hate posts on your wall.
3. That heart ripping moment when your mom friends you on Facebook.
4. That annoying moment when everyone posts the same thing like "It's snowing" or "First day of school."
5. That horrible feeling you get when the teacher says "hand in your homework" but you thought she was only going to check for it so you wrote random answers.

More Funny Kony Pictures Update

You like Kony, We'll give you Kony!

New Funny Video For Facebook Update

Puss In Boots!!!

"That Awkward Moment When..." Funny Status Updates

1. That awkward moment when you say "what" to someone 5 times because you can't hear what they said.
2. That awkward moment when you run into the person you just said "Goodbye" to.
3. That awkward moment when you walk into class late, and everyone stares at you.
4. That awkward moment when you fart in class when it's all quiet.
5. That awkward moment when your dad starts singing "I'm sexy and I know it."
6. That awkward moment when your friend says "That awkward moment when..." even though there was no awkward moment.
7. That akwrard moemnt wehn this status spells "That awkward moment when" wrong.
8. That awkward moment when this sentence doesn't end the way you want it banana.

5 More Funny Statuses for Your Facebook

1. It's not about how good you are in life... It's about how good I am in life.
2. Irish Today... Hungover Tomorrow...
3. Student:"Can I go to the bathroom?" Teacher:"What do you have?" Student: "Number 4" Teacher:"OHHH..........."
4. Will update more funny statuses for money.
5. The answers to lifes toughest questions are not deep in the universe... They're on Facebook



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