Crazy "Bucket List" Funny Status Updates

1. Go bungee jumping, while on the shoulders of a man dressed like a viking riding a tiger
2. Legally change my name to "Nobody"
3. Speak with a British accent for one full day
4. Swim in a public fountain
5. Spray paint graffiti on the White House
6. Cut the White House lawn
7. Paintball war while parachuting from 10,000 feet
8. Play in a skyscraper moon bounce
9. Fly away in a helium filled moon bounce
10. Swim in a 15 foot deep ball pit the size of a swimming pool

CRAP!