Funny Fails 2012

Check out these Hilarious Fails from 2012. This just shows the amount of respect I have for humanity.

4th of July Status Update

1. Better to starve free than be a fat slave.
2. All hail John Hancock!
3. 'Merica!!! Fuck YEAH!
4. The only country that regulates alcohol more than guns.
5. America, get a degree in anything, even hamburgers.
6. America, is this is what we've become.
7. America, where 33% of the population doesn't believe in evolution, true fact.
8. Every year millions of Americans drive to the nations capital to protest global warming.

WIlly Wonka

All Women Do This

The Truths of Facebook

1. Truth is... No one cares
2. I'll give a rate... No one cares
3. You keep posting about you personal problems... I'm sure that will help you forget
4. You keep posting about your swag...please tell me more
5. You post about Kony 2012 and get likes... you must be quite the hero
6. You get in a fight on Facebook... tell me more of how much an idiot the other person is
7. You post about people you hate in school... way to say it to their face
8. Famous people die... please tell me more on how you are such a big fan

AMEN

No Hope For Human Race...

1. Eat right, Exercise right, Sleep right, Die anyways...
2. I promise to be productive with my life tomorrow... Ends up spending whole day on Facebook.
3. I'm so unsuccessful, I make Bad Luck Brian look good.
4. When you have Facebook, you spend all day on Facebook. When you spend all day on Facebook, you get mad. When you get mad you throw the remote. When you throw the remote, your daughter imitates. When your daughter imitates, she get thrown out of school. When she gets thrown out of school, she meets undesirables. When she meets undesirables, she ties the knot with undesirables. When she ties the knot with undesirables, you get a grandson with a dog collar. Don't get a grandson with a dog collar. Switch to Twitter.