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| That Moment... |
- Summer, when air pollution is much hotter.
- I wish mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.
- That disgusting moment when your friend pees in you pool.
- Summer... finally got my six pack abs and six pack of beer.
- Must fit myself in refrigerator.
- If friends hear about my pool, they'll ask to come everyday!
- Summer, a.k.a. gain as much weight as possible.
- Summer, the only time where I call my designated driver over 50 times.
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| Shit Happens |
- Better to starve free than be a fat slave.
- All hail John Hancock!
- 'Merica!!! Fuck YEAH!
- The only country that regulates alcohol more than guns.
- America, get a degree in anything, even hamburgers.
- America, is this is what we've become.
- America, where 33% of the population doesn't believe in evolution, true fact.
- Every year millions of Americans drive to the nations capital to protest global warming.
- Change your name to "Nobody" and then like tons of statuses. Then all the statuses will say "Nobody likes this"
- Change your name to different languages
- Change your religious and political views to something crazy
- Friend request random people, then once accepted poke them constantly
- Tag friends in other friends photos, especially friends that they don't know
- Update your status to bizarre stuff, like about taking a shower or taking a crap
- Change your name to someone famous
- TROLL people
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| Don't sweat my Swag |
